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Dear Santa I've been (mostly) a good boy ALL year. It would please me enormously if I could wake up to this underneath the (outside) Christmas tree. Thank you for your consideration.

Gorgeous, but non-existent, Bentley Bentayga for imaginary sale. Wouldn't you look wonderfully pompous and important wafting down the boulevard in this Barney-purple example of the breed, non-ironically consuming copious quantities of dead-dinosaur juice? Absolutely fabulous build quality, probably has lots of options, and definitely enough space in the trunk for a dead General or two that stepped out-of-line a little too much and need to be taught their final lesson so that the other Generals in your "government" (read: dictatorship) don't get any ideas. Remember: bid early, and bid often!